Gardiner’s Creek scoreboards- East Malvern, De La Salle, St Kevin’s

The Gardiners Creek bike trail meanders through quiet southern suburbs of Melbourne. Sometimes you’re alongside the creek. Sometimes you’re parallel to the freeway or the trainline. And oftentimes you’re pedalling past a sports field: golf, cricket, soccer, footy.

The young boys at the East Malvern ground certainly enjoy their footy. In-between watching the game they’d compare footy swap cards. And in-between quarters, of course, they’d be having a kick. The maroon milk crate is a vital part of the East Malvern scoreboard.

Wes Anderson (Jesse from Red Onion Creative) filming the East Malvern action.

Wes Anderson (Jesse from Red Onion Creative) filming the East Malvern action.

East Malvern (navy blue and red); Cheltenham (red, yellow and black).

East Malvern (navy blue and red); Cheltenham (red, yellow and black). And a lot of electricity.

East Malvern (formerly Tooronga Malvern Combine) play in the Southern Football League (formerly the Federal Football League). They had an easy win over Cheltenham, which would have pleased Tommy Hafey, who apparently played there in 1959 – just after his 67 games with Richmond and just before heading to Shepparton.

 De La Salle (gold and blue), Collegians (white and purple) and a scoreboard that didn't take too kindly to my little camera.


De La Salle (gold and blue), Collegians (white and purple) and a scoreboard that didn’t like my camera.

My wonky photographic skills don’t do justice to the electronic John O’Hallaran Scoreboard at the De La Salle ground near East Malvern train station. You can actually read the names and scores when you’re there. The home team was playing Collegians (Wesley)  in an Amateurs game. I caught some of the second quarter before hopping back on the bike. (Note, De La Salle Old Boys was formed in 1955. Amongst the impressive memorabilia in the clubrooms is the club’s Team Of The Half Century.)

 Another message said, How's your knee, Lurch - but without the capital letters, apostrophe and comma.


Another message said, hows your knee lurch?

St Kevin’s, another Catholic private school, has an electronic scoreboard that runs messages which are either in-jokes or cryptic messages to players on the ground. (Maybe home teams won’t need runners in years to come by – players will just look up at the electronic scoreboard and see coded messages.)

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